DINKIES Preorder now

Court-side hygiene for the pickleball-possessed

Your hands survived
the kitchen.
Now wipe it off.

Dinkies is a ridiculous hand & face wipe for people who somehow need a paddle bag accessory for their paddle bag accessories.

Preorder Dinkies Wipes — $14.99

Preorder now · Estimated ship: Fall 2026

NO INVENTORY
JUST VIBES

The packet is real. The shipping timeline is Fall 2026.

The very serious pitch

It's a wipe.
For after you play pickleball
like it's a personality trait.

Gym hands. Parking-lot-court face. The mystery substance on your grip. We're not claiming to solve your life. We're trying to make the wipe you'd be mildly proud to pull out at open play.

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LIVE FROM THE IDEA LABSTATUS: PREORDER IS LIVE
0Wipes manufactured
0Suppliers picked
$14.99Preorder price

Yep. It's a preorder.

Put your money
where your dink is.

One pack. $14.99. The very honest part: this is a preorder, and Dinkies Wipes are estimated to ship in Fall 2026. Your paddle bag can wait a minute.

Preorder Dinkies Wipes

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